I’ve Never Wanted to Learn Dog as Badly as I Do Right Now

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This is Coconut Rice Bear, a samoyed that clearly has something important to tell us. I’ve never wanted to learn dog as badly as I do right now.

What are you trying to say girl? Tell us please!

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