Nick Offerman candidly shares his favorite things from Oprah's favorite things

Nick Offerman, like many of us during the holiday season and general stages of life, prays at the Church of Harpo. We feel the guy — when it comes to the holidays, it is Oprah’s tastefully curated “Favorite Things” list that really helps convince our families we are as knowledgable in tasteful pajamas as the 13-time Daytime Emmy winner.

On Monday night, the former Parks and Recreation star shared his favorite picks from Oprah’s annual list with Jimmy Fallon. To Nick’s picky eye, some of the most refined options are the modern sprout garden, a faux-fur jacket for dogs and a set of grapefruit body products.

So, in Nick Offerman’s words, if you want to smell like Oprah herself, “just shut up and wear it.” Oprah would probably agree.

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