Man has no room for 'Game of Thrones'-inspired dildo Iron Throne, now selling it on eBay

This dildo Iron Throne needs a new king or queen.

In March, a contest to win a 6-foot tall, 4-foot-6 wide Game of Thrones-inspired dildo Iron Throne found a winner — unfortunately, it was too much for him to handle.

The erotic replica with more than 200 dildos attached to it was awarded to Ralph Jones. However, the contest winner says it’s just too big to fit into his house. Jones has since bought a storage garage for the throne, and is looking for someone to take it off his hands.

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Image: eBay Ralph Jones

Jones created a comical video to showcase the throne, along with an eBay page where he hopes to find a buyer.

“I don’t see why you wouldn’t want it really,” Jones says in the video. “It’s just about the best dildo throne I’ve ever seen.”

The throne has a starting price of $650, but has yet to receive any offers at the time of this writing.

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