Stolen cellphone records raccoon robber's high-octane heist

Not all animals are our friends.

Guy Williams propped his phone up on the ground to take a video of a raccoon he had affectionately nicknamed “Stanley,” but Stanley saw it as an opportunity.

Once he spotted the camera, Stanley picked up the phone and made a run for it.

Well played, Stanley. 

Luckily, the camera continued rolling, and we can all now enjoy the instant-classic footage of Stanley’s attempted heist.

On a different phone, Williams’ friend caught him desperately calling out to Stanley during the action.

Luckily, after some quick thinking, Williams got his phone back.

Let’s hope the judge goes easy on Stanley.

BONUS: Stranger Things but with hamsters instead.

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